mr. mangum's 44th b-day!!!

as a disclaimer, i am NOT complaining, just sharing my humorous observations. (incase you read this bev! i love you!)
so, last year, i planned a birthday surprise b-day party for michael. we usually play poker on fridays so instead of the regular group, i invited family, friends etc. it turned out VERY nice except for the fact that michael HATES surprises and FORBADE me to do it again! (i probably still will, after all, next year is 45! hehehe!)
anyway, so this year, i decided, a nice quiet b-day, i'll make his favorite meal, lamb with asparagus, dolamdes, roasted potatoes, apple crisp and pumpkin ice crean with chunks of new york cheesecake in it, sparkiling apple cider.... i got him an extra special gift, even bought some lingerie, red, burlesquish with fishnets and stilletos which i was gonna cook in and surprise him (i'm not a huge lingerie girl, i always feel lame). i planned a fire in the fireplace, special lighting, inscense, paid extra for the shipping of his gift so it would get here in time, give him a massage and bonus stuff...fill in the blanks!)...you know....dani the party planner.....and a little jaeger to take my edge off! =-)
so how is how it really went...lol!
i go shopping for the meal, i get home and michael ahs gotten home early! 3 o'clock! okay cool! i can roll with it! hey, it's his birthday, he got off early! cool!
he say's, so who's coming tonight? i say...no-one! it's just you and me babe!
he says, oh my mom and dad aren't invited? i say....well, i wasn't planning on it, did you want them to come?
he says...oh! i just didn't know what was going on!
michaels mom calls wondering if she is supposed to come over because michael had talked to her and said...."i'll see you later!" ..so i invite her and loy over. of course they are invited if thats what michael wants and his parents are alwsys invited! i adore them.
so i raost the lamb and.....overdo it! boo! it was fine, but not moist and tender!
michaels gift never comes in, even though i paid $20 extra to get it here in time! BOO!
then, i tell him what my real plan was....to wear lingerie, cook dinner, have a candlelit dinner....he says...well, you can go put it on now! BOO!
not so much in the mood now!
then he says...well, you can wear it at valentines day!
BOO! too far away!
so after, chillin abit (and fox news! his favorite show) i go into the bathroom and get all pretty! lingerie, fishnets, stilleto's, perfume....i come out and he is in bed, buddha attacks me, tears a huge hole in one fishnet leg with his claws and another huge hole in the other leg by biting me!
ooohhhhh! NOT sexy! TRASHY!!!!)
so, the moral of the story?
IDK! nothing really went according to plan!
you just gotta live in the moment and roll with it! LOL!